How To Eat: Animal-Style Fries
Ever wonder why eating your Animal-Style Fries wasn’t ever as pleasing as your heart truly desired? Ever wonder what that lingering feeling of anxiety and longing meant? Do you think if I tell you why, you’ll believe me? Well, let’s see…
Throughout my years eating at In-N-Out, I have developed a way to eat Animal-Style Fries more efficiently than the rest. Here’s all you’ll need:
1. Animal-Style Fries
2. The small, brown “to-go” box
Luckily, all of these items are graciously provided by In-N-Out for our use… So let’s get to it.
Below, we have a picture of the Animal-Style Fries. I get two sides of these fries. Why? Because I enjoy over-indulging in great food… And I am severely lacking any self-control.
The first thing you need to do, is take the fries, and dump them into the brown box, per the picture below…
Next, take your plastic fork out of the wrapper and start using it! Mix around the fries so that the “secret-sauce”, grilled onions and melted cheese are evenly distributed to every little fry. For every fry deserves the goodies.
Final Step: Take your fork. And stab a good group of the fries. Once you have the fries stuck onto the fork, shove that into your mouth.
I promise you, after eating your Animal-style fries this way, you will never go back.
This is Dom, burger-hero of the masses… Signing out.